hello there. my name is alex. (unprofessional) musician and graphic designer. professional lazy ass, weird music enjoyer and chiastic slide addict. chiastic slide is the 4th album by the duo autechre, released in 1997, which is also my favorite album from them. i really wanna go on a chiastic slide...and eat some cichlids...cichli is the fourth track on the album. also whoever that remade the artwork for the 2021 reissue, fuck you because you messed up the details real bad. even if it was tdr themselves.

if you would like to contact me, preferably use discord or email. however, i might not accept your friend request on discord if your profile doesn't look very legit, you cute little scammer.

also if you're asking me why i don't use allyxd.neocities.org, it's because it's already taken...by me. i forgot the goddamn email that i used for that one. it was one of my mom's random ass emails, but even if i knew what email it was, none of my mom's random ass emails are accessible to me anymore. that site contains two shitty scratch projects i did, one of them trying to replicate a scene from eastern mind, one of my favorite games.